Happy Turkey Day!

I copied this from my cousins blog! I thought it was clever!

~Thanks Brooke~

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.

I tried counting backwards,I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white.

But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning in anticipation,

the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door.

And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

'til all of a sudden I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling floating into the sky

with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees

Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries please.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump;

May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize-

May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!